Alison Wonderland Jewelry

Fuck This Shit — Bronze Key Ring

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There’s nothing more important than a positive mental attitude, but let’s get real: you can be both pissed off and positive. So due to popular demand — from people who don’t even know me! — I’m making this small bronze key ring available for purchase. All relevant details are below.

I have been thinking about the fact that among the few pieces I’ve posted on Instagram, it’s the one with profanity that’s gotten the most response. I can’t say I’m entirely surprised: I’ve previously written about my appreciation of the F-word — among my favorites in the English language. Forget diamonds, forget pearls, you see the word “fuck” on something and you just covet.

Marc Jacobs figured this out also, with this gym padlock that says Don’t Fuck with My Shit. And there are some very lovely Fuck Cancer pieces on Etsy.

I considered making this available in a G-rated version, but fuck that. When I put it on top of things that trouble me — like this giant snowbank outside my building — I feel so much better.

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So here are the details:

Your Fuck This Shit brass key ring measures 1-1/4 inches in diameter. It will not add much to your load. (It’s 24 gauge, if you know your gauges. If you don’t, it’s light.)

This piece is hand-made, hand- hammered, and hand- stamped, which means that it doesn’t look like a machine made it, because it didn’t. You can buy it on my store on Etsy, here, now also available in copper and sterling silver!
Fuck it, you know you want to.

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One thought on “Fuck This Shit — Bronze Key Ring

  1. So I’m in travel PR here in BC looking for the next greatest travel writer to invite to a trip to the West Coast when I come upon your site. The first thing I see is your key chain so naturally I start reading…at the point where it says “I considered making this available in a G-rated version, but fuck that.” I laughed out loud. Not the acronym but the actual full on guffaw. Thanks – I needed that! Let me know if you ever want to do a press trip to British Columbia. Still laughing…

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